It’s official!

Oh yes, it most certainly is. I conducted a survey, by taking a look around me, now if that aint official I don’t know what is. Anyways, porn, rather than being the destroyer of love, the enemy of the relationship, can actually SAVE your marriage, SAVE your relationship and PROTECT your offspring from having a broken home… Here’s how it works:

Culture. Humans adopted culture at some point along the evolutionary scale. Humans are the only species to have adopted culture, although some species show signs of primitive culture, but we won’t get into that. Culture is the reason that a beautiful fat woman can be revered in one country, but despised in another. Culture is what WE CREATE all around us. It is wearing a suit and tie, as opposed to wearing a funny dressing gown thing with a turban or something. Culture is MONOGAMY. Or rather, monogamy is an expression of culture.

Monogamy means taking only ONE woman or man to be your husband or wife. Everyone else does it, so we do it to. It is not accepted CULTURALLY to be a cheat, to be bigomous or to commit adultery. (Ok, I’m excluding the countries where having a harem of wives is the perfect norm, provided you can afford to keep them).

So why didn’t anyone tell my dick ???

Aha, so now we see culture is clashing with the genes inherent in each and every one of us. Sure, we’ve all had a relationship where for the first year or two you can only think of your new love, your beloved soulmate that you solemnly swear will be by your side forever. But then it happens. One day you are walking down the street, and a cute girl (or guy) bends over and you catch a glimpse of her hot, pert ass and maybe even a flash of pantie. DAMN I’d like a go on that you think. NO. WAIT. What have I done? I’m with my beloved, why am I having thoughts like this? Don’t worry, dear friend, you are not alone. Private thoughts like this abound. Just let it out, be healthy, it’s your GENES talking to you. Your genes “want” to spread you see. The best way a GENE can get itself spread throughout evolution is to make you get a hard on whenever an attractive woman is within reach.

But we have come a long way since prehistoric cavemen times, whereby bashing a hot girlie over the head and dragging her to a cave to make babies is perfectly acceptable. Oh yes, we’ve come on a long way. We are civilized. We start families. We commit to one partner. BUT WE STILL GET HARD ONS (and wet pussies).

If we give in to our hard ons, we cause all kinds of problems. Broken relationships, broken homes, fatherless children, reputation, spreading sexual diseases, unwanted pregnancies… to name but a few. So we cover up all the exteral lust and pretend to be happily married boys and girls. And we are to a large extent, everything is perfect… except that need to copulate with as many other humans as we can until we die.

Porn To The Rescue.

So, we build up anxiety, we feel we are missing out, we resign ourselves to a life of housework, fixing the car and even in extreme cases going to dance classes *shudder*

It needn’t be this way. Watch porn! Knock one out. Have a jerk off. Use the internet to investigate all kinds of pussy, cock, ass, tits, you name it, play the field, live a little, get your quota of coochie through the screen in front of you! Join the interwebs and jack off. You can be casanova. You can fuck em all.

Internet porn is like safe sex. You don’t bring home diseases, you don’t give birth to unwanted offspring. If you get caught, you are offered “help” instead of divorce.

It’s the perfect solution! Find your favorite site, become a member, and then once a week get a little jiggy with Mr Biggy. Girls, find some cock, rub your nub until you can’t rub it no more.

It will save your marriage, your relationship, you didn’t cheat, you won’t get ill… Perfect. Porn can save the world. FACT.

So, to get started, here is a link to the number one Women of Playboy (clickme). Men can sleep around there from the comfort of their own office, and women can explore their lesbian side.

Why it’s good to be in the biz

When you are working in the porn industry, whatever your role may be, it can be a real eye opener. For instance, did you know just how many LADIES are badgering away creating porn sites left, right and center?

I bet you’ve all come across (ahem) sites that were apparantly written “by women” in the past… I bet you wanted to believe them, but secretly suspected it was a guy pretending to be a girl? Well, let me tell you… although this CAN happen, there is actually a surprising number of female webmasters out there, and they are just as perverted as the guys! Perhaps even more so. And I, of course, get to meet and network with them all.

And it seems not only are they alive and out there, they are hornier than ever.

Rofl’s fan club. Being the studly kinda guy I am, it’s not long before the powers of attraction draw them to me, and my mailbox starts to fill up with all kinds of wicked proposals. You’ve probably heard of TV personalities and Holywood A List stars getting photos, panties and graphic descriptions of what these horny housewives would like to do to them? IT IS HAPPENING TO ME. Let me introduce you to some of my “fans”

EXHIBIT A: ANA

Married Ana

She just couldn’t resist my internet charms. I find this provocatively posed picture in my inbox, and I won’t even go into what I received through the post! Suffice it to say… I LOVE THIS BIZ! Shame on you though Ana, what would your hubby say? Read what Ana has to say On Her Very Own Porn Blog.

EXHIBIT B: AUTUMN

Married Autumn

And this is the lovely autumn, showing what a bad girl she really is. It’s always the quiet “nice girls” your mother warned you about right? Well, noone knew she had those naughty piercings, so I opened my email one day to find this “fan photo” and a highly explicit and detailed “love letter” … I won’t even tell you what that girl wanted to do to me! I’m not even sure it’s legal. Not that I’m complaining of course, you can check out what she The Porn Enchantress has to say for yourself.

So, keep em coming ladies. It always makes my day to know that even though you are married, when the cat’s away… the mice will play !!