I consider myself quite a charitable fellow. So much so, that I will go out of my way to help friends and family with their problems. In the recent past, I was approached by the worried family of an esteemed colleague as to what I think about their son’s sexuality, and if I had noticed anything strange about their behaviour.

As you can imagine, they were very concerned. And as I was soon to realize, so am I. You see, FLIPS Mom contacted me with some disturbing news about his development as a teenager, and wondered if it could have contributed to his sexual tastes and general strangness now that he is a fully fledged adult (actually, I think he is around 40 now, so this WAS a while ago, I admit).

The story is thus: Once upon a time, when flip was still in High School, he managed to land a leading part in the school Play. The theme of the Play was (Super Heroes) and Flip got himself the top schoolboy dream part of Spiderman. Great, you might think, who wouldn’t want to play Spiderman? Well… as time went on, and the date of the Play grew nearer and nearer, Flip spent increasing amounts of time locked away in his bedroom “practising” for his role.

His parents saw less and less of him, in fact he was arguably developing serious anti-social tendencies. They became so concerned about his changes in behaviour and even avoidances of meal-times that they decided they had to hide a camera in his bedroom, behind his floor-to-ceiling mirror, to find out just exactly what was going on.

I am sorry my friends, I feel there is only one conclusion that can be drawn from the shcok footage… BUT, just in case I am wrong, here is the video footage that his Mom asked me to look at. Be warned, it is NOT for the faint -hearted…

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF

I know, I know, it’s shocking. One of the great bloggers of our time has fallen to “the other side”. He has hidden it well, but the astute among us saw the signs all along…

I Am The Walrus

Webmaster Food And The Homophobic Cockmuncher

SOMEONE let the cat out of the bag! They don’t even realize, as far as I can tell, but they might just as well wear their perversions on their sleeves! So it’s true, I AM on a mission to expose the full gheyness of fellow brit Flip, but really, it’s all a bit of fun, right?

Well… imagine my surprise when fellow webmaster Walrus (he likes long tusks?) ON THE SAME DAY posts a little homophobic rant about myself and flip, and ALSO post his favorite CUM FILLED RECIPES!?!?!

Coincidence? I think not. More likely, he is harboring deeply disturbing homo erotic fantasies, that somehow involve myself, flip and lots of food. Filled with cum. The guy is sick. In fact, that’s enough about him, there are websites he can go to relieve the stresses on this one.

Are porn webmasters greedy? (apart from Walrus and his appetite for cum of course). It would appear so. Some more “normal” recipes have also surfaced in the past few days.

So get this. A hardcore sadistic Domme ready to make men cry and get all jiggy on their ass, posts about her favorite recipe for split pea soup! WHAT THE FUCK is that all about on a Domme blog? Is she going all soft and starting cooking for her subs and shit? Next thing you know she’ll be posting about knitting and crochet. Tsk. I’d be asking for my money back if I went along for a harsh spanking and all I got was a cookery course.

I’ll leave you with that for now. Bye.

When you are working in the porn industry, whatever your role may be, it can be a real eye opener. For instance, did you know just how many LADIES are badgering away creating porn sites left, right and center?

I bet you’ve all come across (ahem) sites that were apparantly written “by women” in the past… I bet you wanted to believe them, but secretly suspected it was a guy pretending to be a girl? Well, let me tell you… although this CAN happen, there is actually a surprising number of female webmasters out there, and they are just as perverted as the guys! Perhaps even more so. And I, of course, get to meet and network with them all.

And it seems not only are they alive and out there, they are hornier than ever.

Rofl’s fan club. Being the studly kinda guy I am, it’s not long before the powers of attraction draw them to me, and my mailbox starts to fill up with all kinds of wicked proposals. You’ve probably heard of TV personalities and Holywood A List stars getting photos, panties and graphic descriptions of what these horny housewives would like to do to them? IT IS HAPPENING TO ME. Let me introduce you to some of my “fans”

EXHIBIT A: ANA

Married Ana

She just couldn’t resist my internet charms. I find this provocatively posed picture in my inbox, and I won’t even go into what I received through the post! Suffice it to say… I LOVE THIS BIZ! Shame on you though Ana, what would your hubby say? Read what Ana has to say On Her Very Own Porn Blog.

EXHIBIT B: AUTUMN

Married Autumn

And this is the lovely autumn, showing what a bad girl she really is. It’s always the quiet “nice girls” your mother warned you about right? Well, noone knew she had those naughty piercings, so I opened my email one day to find this “fan photo” and a highly explicit and detailed “love letter” … I won’t even tell you what that girl wanted to do to me! I’m not even sure it’s legal. Not that I’m complaining of course, you can check out what she The Porn Enchantress has to say for yourself.

So, keep em coming ladies. It always makes my day to know that even though you are married, when the cat’s away… the mice will play !!