What the fuck is this? Have I got cunt written all over my forhead or something? Sorry for the profanities so early on in a post and everything, but really! I despair sometimes I really do.
I just purchased some nice new content for some new sites I’m working on (YES, that is PORN sites, if ya didn’t get that then ya might wanna leave now) and in amongst that I got a fantastic selection of big boobed babes. Brilliant, I hear ya say, what can go wrong with big boobed babes?
Well I’m glad ya asked. Before I show you the offending picture, I want to give you some background. Just a little. “Natural Big Boobed Babes” it read. The description of the photoset that is. “Original Phorography” it continued. WOW that’s great, this really CAN’T go wrong, can it? So I get the zip file, open up the folder, take a look around the pics that I just parted with real hard cash for. Then this NATURAL and UNALTERED IN ANY WAY beauty caught my eye:
Real Bonefide Tits (cough cough)
Now tell me… What the FUCK is that all about? Look, I’ve been doing porn for years and everything, shit you probably owe me thanks for at least a dozen jerk offs you’ve had on the internet. But even a day one newbie numpty would know what the score is there. I tell you what it looks like. It looks like a fucking first grade class have been invited in to do their papier mache melons or something, and then some joker painted them pink. With nipples.
Christ, gimme a beer or something…
WELCOME Rofl here, YES that is my name. When you read my blog and see me say "Rofl" I am not rolling on the floor laughing, I am using my fucking name. When you call me Rolf or Ralf I get upset. ROFL is my name. Geddit? Oh, and welcome to my blog btw :) Happy Days
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