Watcha Got Cookin?
I Am The Walrus
Webmaster Food And The Homophobic Cockmuncher
SOMEONE let the cat out of the bag! They don’t even realize, as far as I can tell, but they might just as well wear their perversions on their sleeves! So it’s true, I AM on a mission to expose the full gheyness of fellow brit Flip, but really, it’s all a bit of fun, right?
Well… imagine my surprise when fellow webmaster Walrus (he likes long tusks?) ON THE SAME DAY posts a little homophobic rant about myself and flip, and ALSO post his favorite CUM FILLED RECIPES!?!?!
Coincidence? I think not. More likely, he is harboring deeply disturbing homo erotic fantasies, that somehow involve myself, flip and lots of food. Filled with cum. The guy is sick. In fact, that’s enough about him, there are websites he can go to relieve the stresses on this one.
Are porn webmasters greedy? (apart from Walrus and his appetite for cum of course). It would appear so. Some more “normal” recipes have also surfaced in the past few days.
So get this. A hardcore sadistic Domme ready to make men cry and get all jiggy on their ass, posts about her favorite recipe for split pea soup! WHAT THE FUCK is that all about on a Domme blog? Is she going all soft and starting cooking for her subs and shit? Next thing you know she’ll be posting about knitting and crochet. Tsk. I’d be asking for my money back if I went along for a harsh spanking and all I got was a cookery course.
I’ll leave you with that for now. Bye.
WELCOME Rofl here, YES that is my name. When you read my blog and see me say "Rofl" I am not rolling on the floor laughing, I am using my fucking name. When you call me Rolf or Ralf I get upset. ROFL is my name. Geddit? Oh, and welcome to my blog btw :) Happy Days
My Word Fetish » Let’s talk fetish…….
on Mar 26th, 2009
@ 4:03 pm:
[...] not sure what his fetishes are… but I am pretty sure gay, or at least bi can be one of them.. Just look at the ammount of space he uses for gay links.. If stalking Flip was a fetish, I’d know the answer [...]
» The Remainder of the Cabal
on Mar 28th, 2009
@ 1:39 pm:
[...] then I found this on Rofl site Happy Surfin and in fact this post Hey Good Looking, Watcha Got Cookin. Obviously, the dude has a big cock fetish but is quite afraid to come out of the closet. In fact, [...]
Planeteer
on Apr 17th, 2009
@ 11:14 am:
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on Mar 6th, 2010
@ 10:09 am:
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on Mar 17th, 2010
@ 11:22 am:
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on Mar 17th, 2010
@ 11:30 am:
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