I was just smoking at the back door and thinking about this.

I think porn is the most honest commodity on the internet out there today.

Why? What you see is what you get. Or rather, you want to see some movies and pictures, you sign up, you get the movies and pictures. Full stop (period). You can cancel at any time, you can complain to your CC company if you are ripped off (chargebacks) and generally you paid for a royal wank, although you have to get your own condoms.

Mainstream… what a bunch of fucking shite

What you see is definitely NOT what you get.

Gambling systems… NO SUCH THING.

Weight loss… even doctors don’t know how nutrition affects the body, but there are a million quack websites out there promising to do more for your health than your GP.

Pills… there’s a pill for everything out there these days, but they still can’t cure athlete’s foot or the common cold.

Get rich quick… yeah, make the guy selling rich first before reading his ebook and realizing the only way to get rich is to sell your own ebook to the gullible…

Tangible products… yeah yeah, lots of good priced internet shops out there, but the price comparison websites and “review” sites don’t really give a shit about them, they are not fans, they just want your referral fee.

But what about cross sells and email sign ups, and reviews sites stealing signups, but this is the “dodgy” side of porn, for which there is an equal method in all mainstream methods too.

For example, the FSA (in the UK) regulates financial institutions, America has it’s equivalent I’m sure… but it doesn’t stop fraud, embezzlement, back handers…

Speaking of cross sells, who has ever bought a mobile phone and then got billed for $5 for monthly insurance that they didn’t even ask for?

So that is that particular argument “neutralized”.

And walking into an electronics store and buying a brand new HD Ready TV, and being sold a SCART lead (nope, need an HDMI cable motherfuckers, SCART doesn’t carry the signal).

And the SCART lead has to be one of those copper/gold $45 jobbies, because the salesman doesn’t want to take a hit and sell you the $15 one, on the promise that the image quality won’t be good enough, and that is despite the fact that you haven’t got the hardware to even get the benefits anyways…

Yeah, so stick to porn… You know what you’re getting!

PREMIUM PORN

And what the fuck does it have to do with Porn? The world has gone Twitter mad! I joined Twitter a couple years ago, put out a tweet, and then promptly forgot all about it.

Seemed like a giant waste of time to me. And then, lo and behold, roll on a couple years and everybody seems to be doing the tweeter dance. Everybody seems to want to get on Twitter. If you want to waste a day tweeting everybody and watching tweets, then go for it. Not. My. Cup. Of. Tea.

How can a business use this service to promote its shit? Well, get a bunch of loyal followers and get your messages to appear on the front page I guess. Stick some links in, and hey presto, visitors.

Except they forgot one thing. Everybody will be so busy fucking twittering here and twittering there that they won’t ever get to your site because they are too busy adding friends and following people.

I know a porn guy who twitters.

Footman is his name, and posting messages about feet is his game. See, he’s got a foot fetish I guess. But what does a foot fetishist have to Twitter on about? What color socks is he wearing today? How smelly are his feet this week? He saw some hot feet in the shopping mall last week?

Puleeeease. I’ll leave that one up to you guy. Hell, you can even have some photographs of my feet if ya like. For free, honest, I’m generous like that.

One more thing before I go. Someone who supposedly does porn blogging hasn’t updated their kinky blog in a while. So, if you see this post, click the link I just posted there. It will send them a little message that lets them know you care, and they may just get writing again.

Bye.