and little green men

Ok, I just wanna give ya’ll a little update on what is happening at pornsite headquarters, the place where all teh evilous porn webmasters congregate and discuss how we are gonna take over the world and subvert governments with TITTIES! And perhaps some PUSSY too!

Alright, I confess, not that much exciting has happened. Until that is sexy geek girl athena hollow, Nymphomaniac and computer geek sex goddess extraordinaire, decided to sell her Wii. Nintendo Wii that is. Dirty boy! If you read that as the other kind of “wee” then shame on you!

Now, rumor has it that she will autograph it to go along with the sale. Not only that, but I have some insider information. Apparantly she used to play it naked. Very naked. So naked in fact, that the Wiimote controller actually found it’s way into allsorts of nooks and cranny’s. Not the intended use by the designers, but she sure was smiling the morning after.

So if you fancy having a bid (and I’m sorry, I DID try and get her to include a pair of panties, but she wouldn’t play ball) then check out the sexy Wii sale here.

Whilst we are on the more unusal side of porno happenings, did you ever imagine little green men in your pornographic fantasies?

No, neither did I. Funny that.

Well, I say little green men, but apparantly they are “hot green chicks”. Yeah right, that makes it loooads better. I think it’s this thing called Sci Fi porn (people getting all excited about the new Star Trek movie no doubt) but REVTK over at Explicit Planet decided it was exciting enough to warrant a mention. Come to think of it, he doesn’t often post chicks of his missus who is supposedly into all this bondage and lifestyle stuff… you don’t think she is actually a Martian do you? You know, keeps her off camera and all to hisself because she is actually green.

Well fair play to you REVTK, if little greenies in skirts gets you off, I salute you sir. Just stay away from me you freak.

Only kidding mate… or am I?

Laters peeps.