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When The Cat’s Away …

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Why it’s good to be in the biz

When you are working in the porn industry, whatever your role may be, it can be a real eye opener. For instance, did you know just how many LADIES are badgering away creating porn sites left, right and center?

I bet you’ve all come across (ahem) sites that were apparantly written “by women” in the past… I bet you wanted to believe them, but secretly suspected it was a guy pretending to be a girl? Well, let me tell you… although this CAN happen, there is actually a surprising number of female webmasters out there, and they are just as perverted as the guys! Perhaps even more so. And I, of course, get to meet and network with them all.

And it seems not only are they alive and out there, they are hornier than ever.

Rofl’s fan club. Being the studly kinda guy I am, it’s not long before the powers of attraction draw them to me, and my mailbox starts to fill up with all kinds of wicked proposals. You’ve probably heard of TV personalities and Holywood A List stars getting photos, panties and graphic descriptions of what these horny housewives would like to do to them? IT IS HAPPENING TO ME. Let me introduce you to some of my “fans”

EXHIBIT A: ANA

Married Ana

Married Ana

She just couldn’t resist my internet charms. I find this provocatively posed picture in my inbox, and I won’t even go into what I received through the post! Suffice it to say… I LOVE THIS BIZ! Shame on you though Ana, what would your hubby say? Read what Ana has to say On Her Very Own Porn Blog.

EXHIBIT B: AUTUMN

Married 2

Married Autumn

And this is the lovely autumn, showing what a bad girl she really is. It’s always the quiet “nice girls” your mother warned you about right? Well, noone knew she had those naughty piercings, so I opened my email one day to find this “fan photo” and a highly explicit and detailed “love letter” … I won’t even tell you what that girl wanted to do to me! I’m not even sure it’s legal. Not that I’m complaining of course, you can check out what she The Porn Enchantress has to say for yourself.

So, keep em coming ladies. It always makes my day to know that even though you are married, when the cat’s away… the mice will play !!

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