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I Am The Walrus

Webmaster Food And The Homophobic Cockmuncher

SOMEONE let the cat out of the bag! They don’t even realize, as far as I can tell, but they might just as well wear their perversions on their sleeves! So it’s true, I AM on a mission to expose the full gheyness of fellow brit Flip, but really, it’s all a bit of fun, right?

Well… imagine my surprise when fellow webmaster Walrus (he likes long tusks?) ON THE SAME DAY posts a little homophobic rant about myself and flip, and ALSO post his favorite CUM FILLED RECIPES!?!?!

Coincidence? I think not. More likely, he is harboring deeply disturbing homo erotic fantasies, that somehow involve myself, flip and lots of food. Filled with cum. The guy is sick. In fact, that’s enough about him, there are websites he can go to relieve the stresses on this one.

Are porn webmasters greedy? (apart from Walrus and his appetite for cum of course). It would appear so. Some more “normal” recipes have also surfaced in the past few days.

So get this. A hardcore sadistic Domme ready to make men cry and get all jiggy on their ass, posts about her favorite recipe for split pea soup! WHAT THE FUCK is that all about on a Domme blog? Is she going all soft and starting cooking for her subs and shit? Next thing you know she’ll be posting about knitting and crochet. Tsk. I’d be asking for my money back if I went along for a harsh spanking and all I got was a cookery course.

I’ll leave you with that for now. Bye.

Why it’s good to be in the biz

When you are working in the porn industry, whatever your role may be, it can be a real eye opener. For instance, did you know just how many LADIES are badgering away creating porn sites left, right and center?

I bet you’ve all come across (ahem) sites that were apparantly written “by women” in the past… I bet you wanted to believe them, but secretly suspected it was a guy pretending to be a girl? Well, let me tell you… although this CAN happen, there is actually a surprising number of female webmasters out there, and they are just as perverted as the guys! Perhaps even more so. And I, of course, get to meet and network with them all.

And it seems not only are they alive and out there, they are hornier than ever.

Rofl’s fan club. Being the studly kinda guy I am, it’s not long before the powers of attraction draw them to me, and my mailbox starts to fill up with all kinds of wicked proposals. You’ve probably heard of TV personalities and Holywood A List stars getting photos, panties and graphic descriptions of what these horny housewives would like to do to them? IT IS HAPPENING TO ME. Let me introduce you to some of my “fans”

EXHIBIT A: ANA

Married Ana

She just couldn’t resist my internet charms. I find this provocatively posed picture in my inbox, and I won’t even go into what I received through the post! Suffice it to say… I LOVE THIS BIZ! Shame on you though Ana, what would your hubby say? Read what Ana has to say On Her Very Own Porn Blog.

EXHIBIT B: AUTUMN

Married Autumn

And this is the lovely autumn, showing what a bad girl she really is. It’s always the quiet “nice girls” your mother warned you about right? Well, noone knew she had those naughty piercings, so I opened my email one day to find this “fan photo” and a highly explicit and detailed “love letter” … I won’t even tell you what that girl wanted to do to me! I’m not even sure it’s legal. Not that I’m complaining of course, you can check out what she The Porn Enchantress has to say for yourself.

So, keep em coming ladies. It always makes my day to know that even though you are married, when the cat’s away… the mice will play !!

What the fuck is this? Have I got cunt written all over my forhead or something? Sorry for the profanities so early on in a post and everything, but really! I despair sometimes I really do.

I just purchased some nice new content for some new sites I’m working on (YES, that is PORN sites, if ya didn’t get that then ya might wanna leave now) and in amongst that I got a fantastic selection of big boobed babes. Brilliant, I hear ya say, what can go wrong with big boobed babes?

Well I’m glad ya asked. Before I show you the offending picture, I want to give you some background. Just a little. “Natural Big Boobed Babes” it read. The description of the photoset that is. “Original Phorography” it continued. WOW that’s great, this really CAN’T go wrong, can it? So I get the zip file, open up the folder, take a look around the pics that I just parted with real hard cash for. Then this NATURAL and UNALTERED IN ANY WAY beauty caught my eye:

Real Bonefide Tits (cough cough)

Now tell me… What the FUCK is that all about? Look, I’ve been doing porn for years and everything, shit you probably owe me thanks for at least a dozen jerk offs you’ve had on the internet. But even a day one newbie numpty would know what the score is there. I tell you what it looks like. It looks like a fucking first grade class have been invited in to do their papier mache melons or something, and then some joker painted them pink. With nipples.

Christ, gimme a beer or something…